I’m Nice, Just Don’t Fuck With Me ☺️

Jan 15

thestarfishface:

All 3 horny good boys together! 

Jan 15

sarcastic-grill-memer:

spaceafrx:

siezureinabag:

themutantgene:

out-there-on-the-maroon:

adios-toreadork:

glumshoe:

cipherface:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

Art forgery is the best crime tbh. It requires absolutely incredible artistic talent, technical skill, and attention to detail to make convincing fakes. Does anyone get hurt from it? No! The only people who suffer for it are the extremely wealthy who want the prestige of having original paintings in their own homes. It’s full of international intrigue and mystery. Perfect.

Also… art forgers like van Meegeren sometimes become a kind of folk hero. A swindler, sure, but a gentleman’s swindler.

I liked this guy’s story, Mark Landis, who conned several dozen museums into displaying his forgeries, but when the FBI came after him they couldn’t do anything because he had always given them away as donations. They said if they could have found that he’d ever taken anything in exchange they would have prosecuted him, but all he wanted was get to out of the house and meet people.

“The first painting Landis “donated” was a copy of a work by Maynard Dixon, an artist well-known for his paintings of cowboys and Indians. It started as impulse, Landis says, but then “everybody was just so nice and treated me with respect and deference and friendship, things I was very unused to — I mean, actually not used to at all. And I got addicted to it.”” And it looks like all his forgeries are done with cheap materials, like markers and Hobby Lobby frames.

Ok, but Wolfgang Beltracchi is probably one of the best Fraud Artists in the world.

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His career brought him millions upon millions of dollars and lasted almost 40 years. He finally admitted to painting fraudulent art after the white paint he used came under scrutiny. 

Bob Simon: What do you think this Max Ernst would be worth?
Wolfgang Beltracchi: This one?
Simon: Yeah.
Beltracchi: $5 million, I think.
Simon: $5 million.  And you can do it in three days?
Beltracchi: Yeah, oh yes, yes, sure, or quicker”

-From a 60 minutes interview with Bob Simon


In The interview with Beltracchi, he said that none of his forgeries are copies, they’re all original works that the famous artists could have painted.

“Beltracchi estimates he has done 25 Max Ernsts. He is not copying an existing work. He’s painting something he thinks Ernst might have done if he’d had the time or felt like it.”
 -  The Con Artist: A multi-million dollar art scam


His wife was also in on the scam, she would dress up in old clothing and take pictures holding the paintings with old cameras to fake proof of the paintings’ ages.

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At the end of the interview with Wolfgang Beltracchi he was asked if he felt he had done anything wrong, his answer was “ Yeah, I used the wrong kind of paint”

Just … the levels of con there, the fake photos and … wow. That’s incredible. 

Heroes

Also fun fact we learned in class today: Michelangelo carved a sculpture of a Roman god, broke off the arm, and then buried it. The sculpture was dug up and was considered to be an authentic Roman artefact, until Michelangelo came along with the missing arm and called shenanigans on himself, just to prove he was as skilled a sculptor as the ancient Romans.

honestly mike? chill.

YEHS U GO ARTISTS

Jan 15

smallest-feeblest-boggart:

kamorth:

thatonefunnycloud:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

triplestaff submitted:
On the subject of coffins…

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Mortsafes and caged graves were used to keep the dead from coming back. All I can think about is that there must’ve been “incidents” that warranted their use…

What gets me is that some graves have them and not others, and I wonder what the people that do have them did, to warrant so much fear of them returning that metal and stone gates seemed like a reasonable thing to do.

They weren’t to keep the dead from coming back, that’s a common but still wrong misconception.

They were to stop people from stealing the bodies for medical and scientific experiments. 

Less Dracula, more Frankenstein.

Less Dracula, more Frankenstein.

Jan 15

tht1prsn:

theradicalace:

lokidindeed:

dankmemeuniversity:

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i looked up a size chart and apparantly uh

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apparantly sizes bigger than .9 exist which is,, fucking cursed

There’s a special sharpener for them too which is horrible and they shouldn’t exist

Jan 15
kawacy:
“Princess Jasmine doodle.
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kawacy:

Princess Jasmine doodle.

Jan 15

badstarfox asked: Can we please have more Peach? ♡♡

taxicab-geometry:

the-long-dog:

Okay! 

Here is Peach doing her very best rectangle. 

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Originally posted by asparkofsomething

Jan 15

tandembicycles:

tandembicycles:

tandembicycles:

where’s that vine of the mcelroys (?) going “HOT BOY” at a car

It was taken off of Vine but luckily it’s on Youtube, God bless.

literally every tag on this is “I didn’t know that this was the McElroys” and I think it’s bizarre and wonderful at the fact that this is probably the first vid that boomed across tumblr of the good, good boy content and I am thriving.

Jan 15
Jan 15

officialwaterfairy:

girlwholovesturtles:

the-last-hair-bender:

xiaolapcheong:

gif87a-com:

NOPE.

I had 9 heart attacks from watching this

This is like watching seals in the water. It’s incredible how much they trust in their bodies to make those jumps.

I love the guy near the end who just waves them off, like whatever dude just get out of our building.

Who tf are they running from???

Jan 15

alunamoonofpraxus:

bluedew12:

bluedew12:

bluedew12:

Now everyone on Tumblr has access to a tiny gif of Maui dancing back and forth while slapping his pecs. I feel like I’ve created something stupid yet wonderful, so…

what can I say

except

you’re welcome

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And thanks to link-sharing on Discord, you can now have an even smaller version of him.

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ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ʷᵉᶫᶜᵒᵐᵉ

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These are all the same size on mobile, the quality just goes down exponentially which somehow makes it even better.

Jan 15

omgkatsudonplease:

iitsnotivett:

Yuzuru Hanyu on Ice vs. off Ice

I’ve been watching this for 10 minutes and it still doesn’t stop being funny

Jan 15

rockformed:

why does this scene from a 1950s rumplestiltkin short make me laugh so hard

Jan 15

imactuallyjustmelinoe:

me-me-biig-b-oii:

mustardtigress:

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Just fuckin eat it

that is literally the funniest thing you could’ve said in response to this

Jan 15

larrysmint:

this is everything I look for in a man

Jan 15

sprakcomic:

that Gay Arithmetic you gotta do when telling a joke in a group of people you don’t know so well…

( credit to KDAmador who p much wrote this joke in a conversation we had! B) )

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